1. Cups belong in a cup rack. If you are unable to figure that out, I will judge you, but wont say anything. However, often I see a person with a cup in their hand look at the cup rack, examine it, and after spending 30 seconds in contemplation decide NOT to put the cup away in the rack. If you are THIS type of person, there will not be nor should there be any mercy.
2. If you ask for a to go box thats cool, if you want to be a jerk about it, thats not cool but ill still make it happen, but after that dont proceed to eat in the same exact place at the same exact time as everyone else.
3. Of course I have salt, I have 100 pounds of salt in the pantry, learn english the question is May I have salt, not do YOU have salt.
4. If you tell me the food needs to be out at 1 pm sharp, (even after I said dont you think youll be running late) I will put the food out by 1 pm sharp, however if you dont show up until 130 PM and dont send anyone to update the kitchen staff on your lateness the food will sit out and be cold by 130 pm.
5. Dont pour liquids in a trash can, this is a LIFE rule, you shouldnt do it; not at home, at a restaurant, at school (well I guess school since you probably want to snub them on purpose) LIQUIDS go just about ANYWHERE except for a trash can.
6. Just because everyone else is a moron doesnt mean you have to be one too.
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